Eloise wants to wear crop tops. Her dad wants to survive winter without going full drama llama over bare ankles.
One of them is boiling. The other is yelling, “WHERE’S YOUR COAT?!”
This episode includes:
🧊 Weather warnings from Dad’s brain
👗 Eloise vs. Glitter Unicorn Clothes (Round 47)
🐶 A dog with no pants and no shame
🧦 And the horrifying phrase: “thermal underpants”
We ask the big stuff:
Do kids get to choose their outfits?
Is being warm even that important?
And what’s more dangerous: hypothermia or an 11-year-old with fashion freedom?
Tune in for sass, snowflakes, and SO many outfit opinions.
Coming next week: Should we get another pet?
Dad says no. Eloise already has a hamster vision board.