This week on The Loud Brown Gays, Seb and Nick are asking the real questions: where are the men?! (Spoiler: they’re not extinct, they’re just emotionally unavailable, beige, and wearing the same damn outfit as everyone else.)

We get into the myth of the man drought is it that there’s no men, or just no men worth texting back?

Plus, we’re shouting out the new gonorrhoea vaccine rolling out in the UK. If you’re out here being a bussy bandit or just love yourself enough to keep it squeaky clean, go get that jab bestie!