Boarding the ancient town of Cartagena, with a police boat escort from our Pirate ship, we enjoyed a few local beers before the immigration even came and stamped our passports.

A beer crawl around the city with my fellow pirates, I was greeted with an inter-dimensional warrior guide in his full native attire, except I was the only one who could see him.

Djing at a cool spot with some of the hottest girls on the planet, before trekking to the Lost City of Tayrona, through Tomb Raider mazes in the vast northern jungles of Santa Marta.

Not a bad way to kick off my trip through one of my favourite countries on the planet.