For our last episode of the season (!!), we’re going out with a bang — and a few bare minimums dressed up as grand gestures. Is picking her up in the rain princess treatment or just basic decency? Should knowing her cycle be optional? And where do we draw the line between thoughtful and performative?

We talk about the sweet (flowers for no reason), the sexy (tattoo her name), and the straight-up necessary (stand up for her in public). It’s giving “bare minimum Olympics” vs. “hopeless romantic energy” — and we’re here for the chaos.

Grab your tea, bring your standards, and let’s unpack the difference between crumbs and kings.

Your hosts,

Arjun & Aru