Disney's obsession with constant celebrations is an exhausting farce that has visitors collapsing from overload and swearing eternal vengeance. It seems like every year it's another "epic" blowout – 25th, 30th, 35th, 40th, 45th, 50th, 60th, 65th, and now 70th. It's all just a scheme to rinse your bank account dry while recycling the same tired fireworks, parades, and merch mountains until you're numb! 66 Minutes.