listen we spent the first 11 minutes talking about different restaurants and adlibbing songs about bioshock. if that's your jam great but if not you can go ahead and skip to minute 11 which is where we start to get on track. also gonna throw a trigger warning on this one, not because we say anything particularly triggering but because bioshock infinite is so maddening that we all got triggered. lots of actionable threats that we had to cut out of this baby!