You opened this meditation hoping to feel more grounded.

Instead, you’re about to get lovingly dragged by the universe.

This episode is for the planners, the spreadsheet healers, and the 10-year-vision-board warriors trying to manage their emotional growth like a project launch.

Spoiler: you were never in control.

Also spoiler: that might actually be good news.

Inhale like your to-do list depends on it.

Exhale like the timeline you built in 2016 just got ghosted.

Let’s un-clench together. Especially your butt.