In this first-of-89-more double-digit pod-sodes, Mike and PJ have stumbled onto a story so mind-breakingly appropriate for this particular show, it may never be bested. We won't even perform the normal ritual of teasing it here. You just have to hear it for yourself.
But what we WILL tease is the unfortunate yet cartoonish fate of a Brazilian fisherman, the stars aligning for a double-whammy of marathon running pants incidents, the apparently long-heralded return of an absolutely dead politician, and a harrowing heist involving the deadliest of weapons: imagination.
Fun Fact: Underwire bras have caused a degree of consternation in the post-Patriot Act era, as they tend to set off metal detectors at airports and other high-security areas. Some prisons won't even allow visitors to wear them, for fear of the wiring being used in escape attempts. However, as the Ketchup has shown this week, Florida jails are a bit behind the curve! (I'm so sorry.)
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Sources:
Pizza Hut hits back after diner’s complaint about its ‘sexualised’ tomato sauce bottle
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/eat/pizza-hut-hits-back-after-diner,s-complaint-about-its-sexualised-tomato-sauce-bottle/news-story/eacce53beb2ef0118572a61f35ad015a
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A woman who pooped her pants halfway through a marathon and ran with it in her shorts until she crossed the finish line achieved a personal record
https://www.insider.com/woman-pooped-pants-during-marathon-ran-with-it-in-shorts-2021-11?utm_campaign=sf-insider-main&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&fbclid=IwAR3mmVXCFdcgGIBkLYj65AxfRgyVPcT0EWwQzy5AhMNeuJY9SEzBKVyRE5A
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A woman had to make 9 port-a-potty stops while running a marathon — and still achieved a personal record
https://www.insider.com/woman-stopped-9-porta-potties-during-marathon-got-personal-record-2021-11
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Man eaten by piranhas after jumping into lake to escape bees
https://www.9news.com.au/national/brazil-news-man-eaten-by-piranhas-after-jumping-into-lake-to-escape-bees/be2c4793-b194-450f-9958-75bbd49e26fe
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Firefighters rescue naked man stuck in Landmark Theatre bathroom wall for several days
https://www.syracuse.com/crime/2021/11/firefighters-rescue-naked-man-stuck-in-landmark-theatre-bathroom-wall-for-several-days.html
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No toilet for returning SpaceX crew, stuck using diapers
https://ksltv.com/476091/no-toilet-for-returning-spacex-crew-stuck-using-diapers/
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Japan death row inmates sue over same-day executions
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-59173259
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QAnon Believers Gather In Dallas Awaiting Return Of Long-Dead JFK Jr.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/teakvetenadze/2021/11/02/qanon-believers-gather-in-dallas-awaiting-return-of-long-dead-jfk-jr/?sh=473f1505668f
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Snowbird DUI suspect uses underwire bra to try to escape from jail
https://www.villages-news.com/2021/11/01/snowbird-dui-suspect-uses-underwire-bra-to-try-to-escape-from-jail/
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Florida man uses finger guns to steal Waffle House napkins, deputies say
https://www.wctv.tv/2021/10/19/florida-man-uses-finger-guns-steal-waffle-house-napkins-deputies-say/