Mike and PJ are back this week with a gross smattering of weird business to live up that grosser Monday of yours! Illegal masturbation, cartoon banishments, sad horses, the cancellation of Key West, and dog-wielding knife-humpers all await you in this, our latest and greatest Monday Morning Ketchup!
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