With the Thanksgiving stuffing behind them, Mike and PJ turn to the deep, dank lake of ketchup that has formed in their absence. Squid Game crimes, sperm plastic saving the world, Padre Pio exposed on Italian reality TV, WWII munitions shoved where the sun don't shine, expert-level OnlyFans content, and much more... oh dear god, why is there so much more...
Fun Fact: According to ~3 minutes of research, the 57mm round that just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time was fired from a weapon called the Ordnance QF 6-pounder. It was in service until 1951.
And then 70 years later, a man in Gloucester used its ammo as a sex object.
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https://tinyurl.com/2p89zztp
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https://tinyurl.com/29prp4fr
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https://www.insider.com/italy-gynecologist-claimed-sex-could-cure-hpv-cancer-2021-12
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https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/16923295/bomb-squad-hospital-bottom-shell/
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