Mind Goblins have invaded the brainmeat of your intrepid hosts this week. But the nuggets of delicious, festering ketchup are able to usher those goblins into the laughmines where they belong!
We got otter attacks, derriere deviants, suicide salesmen, marmoset abuse, and a whole lot more weirdness awaiting you in this, our latest and greatest Monday Morning Ketchup!
Fun Fact: The man behind the Swedish suicide pod, Dr Philip Nitschke, has been nicknamed Doctor Death for his efforts. Far from a used car salesman, he aims to make the pods 3d-printable for anyone with an interest in firing up the nitrous boost in Need For Speed Underground 2 for the last time.
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Police think they've nabbed 'butt bandit'
https://www.nbcnews.com/i d/wbna27848361
Man in Singapore attacked by “gang” of otters
Controversial ‘suicide pod’ that ‘kills peacefully’ gets go-ahead in Switzerland
China's Yutu 2 rover spots cube-shaped 'mystery hut' on far side of the moon
https://www.space.com/china-yutu-2-moon-rover-cube-shaped-object-photos?utm_campaign=socialflow
Mother tried to flush pet monkey down lavatory after offering it cocaine
https://www.usahowto.xyz/2021/12/mother-tried-to-flush-pet-monkey-down.html
Employee ‘blew up’ oil warehouse in Thailand because she was angry at her boss
Woman, 48, lives — and dates — as her 22-year-old daughter at university
Police: Florida man used flamethrower to settle parking dispute
https://www.mysuncoast.com/2021/12/10/police-florida-man-used-flamethrower-settle-parking-dispute/