YOU THOUGHT WE WERE DEAD, DIDN'T YOU?!
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Monday Morning Ketchup is BACK, for EPOCH 2, VIDEO BUGGALOO.
In this episode, we catch up on what's going on with fart jar NFTs, monthly taco subscriptions, Deep State moon base conspiracies, crystal meth flavored cereal, and three classic Florida Man stories to make you fortunate you live anywhere but here.
Fun Fact: The statue behind the Pope's throne is called The Resurrection, created by Pericle Fazzini in 1977. It apparently depicts Jesus erupting from a bomb crater surrounded by death, olive branches and just pure chaos. It's pretty goshdarn metal.
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Reality star selling her farts in Mason as NFTs
https://www.insider.com/reality-star-made-200k-fart-jars-selling-them-as-nfts-2022-1
UK Woman Finds Lots of Crystal Meth in Cereal Box
Pope Jams to Megalovania Circus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oKcdP7_WOU&t=3878s
Chinese Rover Cube Coverup
https://www.nytimes.com/2022/01/07/science/moon-cube-china-rover.html
$10 a Month Taco Pass
https://www.cnn.com/2022/01/06/business/taco-bell-subscription/index.html
North Korea Claims Kim Jong-Il Invented Burritos
https://www.the-sun.com/news/4393040/kim-jong-un-dad-invented-burritos-north-korea/
Peruvian statue’s giant penis thrills tourists but vandals are turned off
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/jan/07/peru-statue-penis-phallic-symbol-tourists
Eric Clapton Sues German Woman for Selling Bootleg CD
https://www.guitarworld.com/news/eric-clapton-widow-bootleg-lawsuit
Man Arrested For Hanging From Traffic Lights and Pooping on Cars, Stuck the Landing
Florida Man Booted From United Flight For Sporting Woman’s Thong For A Mask
https://www.tampafp.com/florida-man-booted-from-united-flight-for-sporting-womans-thong-for-a-mask/
Florida Man Arrested, Pleasuring With A Pickle In The Most Peculiar Place