After some truly heartbreaking technical issues, the Ketchup is back with a brand-new slew of absolute nonsense that went down in the world the past few weeks! De-sexifying M&Ms, lab monkey breakouts, Golden Corral Melees, the blight of McDonalds' new Crunchy Double, and a questionable new ending to an old classic await you!
Fun Fact: The first instance of an anthropomorphic M&M occurred in a 1954 ad, in which a peanut dives into a pool of chocolate and sort of... becomes a peanut M&M? This commercial also features "melts in your mouth, not your hand" which, uh, yeah, all you mind-gutter folks just had a silent chuckle to yourself over that.
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