The boys are back in town. They're in your yard, here for your milkshake. They're crying wolf, being sent to do a man's job, and just wrapped Season 3.
Wait, no, not any of those boys! I'm talking about the Ketchup Boys Mi-kul and Pol-jon!
Yes indeedy, the Ketchup flows freely again this week with stories of our anusless ancestors, suspiciously focused "historical" wine, baby fetish zoning codes, a whole plate of dog penis, FOOT, and baseless accusations about armless stabbings.
All that in more in this, the latest Monday Morning Ketchup!
Fun Fact: The term PJ was trying to think of is "The Cambrian Explosion," which was a period of rapid biological diversity that occurred just over half a billion years ago -- and is also a sick band name.
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Mystery of half-billion year old creature with no anus solved
Italian winemaker to stop selling Hitler wine
Adult baby store to file appeal after board affirms city’s decision
Texas congressman swears off 'eating a whole plate of dog penis' again
Foot found in Yellowstone hot spring linked to July death
Miami advances plan to move homeless onto island
The woman accused of stealing Pelosi's laptop gets to attend Renaissance Faire