Do you like... public service announcements? USB cords? Ceiling pickles? Polish vampires? Donkey genitals?
Then boy howdy are you somehow in the right place!
This week's ketchup is a return to its long, thicc, juicy red roots! Dive in and learn what happened in the last of week of our ever-bizarre world!
Fun Fact: Donkey skins are used in the Chinese folk medicine as "eijao" -- the extracted gelatin from the donkey's hide. It's sold and used as a remedy for bleeding (?), insomnia, dry cough, and dizziness. It's so popular, China needs to import the skins (and genitals) from Africa!
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The Queen’s Bees Have Been Notified
Speeding Woman on Cocaine Kills Drunk Driver High on Meth in North Las Vegas
Chinese Man Trapped Aloft in Hydrogen Balloon for 2 Days, Traveling 200 Miles
LEAVE THE VAMPIRE SKELETON ALONE
Mysterious Vermont Poop Dumper
$6k Ceiling Pickle or Way-Too-Expensive McDonald's Hamburger
DONKEY PENISES SEIZED BEFORE EXPORT FROM NIGERIA TO HONG KONG
North Carolina Co-Pilot “Exits” Skydiving Airplane
That’s Not Where the USB Cable Goes
World’s Most Expensive Trash Bag