What happens when you stuff two week's worth of ketchup into one show?
Bad things. Horrifying, emergent, potentially multidimensionally evil things...
But also good things! Giant African land snail escargot... Robotrippin chicken... Clown wigs at Dairy Queen... and even COO cannibalism!
All this, and somehow so much more, on this week's Monday Morning Ketchup! Get into it!
Disclaimer: Not EVERY Latin family contains a Maria (at least one of us believes).
Fun Fact: Pica is the term for a broad array of mental disorders associated with eating non-food objects. There are many "flavors" of pica disorder, such as Trichophagia (hair, wool, and other fibers), Cautopyreiophagia (burnt matches), Acuphagia (sharp objects), and Geomelophagia (raw potatoes) -- this last one just a general symptom of being Irish.
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