To begin this week's Ketchup, a ball-dropping of epic proportions. Only we could go several weeks ignoring the biggest two bizarre news stories in the world: the left and the right one.
With that podcasting crime rectified, we then move on to furry litter boxes, hot (and strong) youth pastors, Spanish bishops-turned-pig-masturbators, a HORRIFYING layering of contact lenses, emotional support alligators, and so much more!
Fun Fact: "Interior Crocodile Alligator" has an actual place of origin, and it's this song. It's a FREESTYLE. The line came from A GOD DANG FREESTYLE! My life has CHANGED FOREVER.
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HOW DID WE MISS THE BIG TIDDY SHOP TEACHER
THE FAT BEAR CONTEST WAS RIGGED
Personal lubricant made from cow mucus may protect against HIV
Spanish bishop who quit clergy to be with sexologist lover finds new job exporting pig semen
Man plays his saxophone through 9-hour, "very, very complex" brain surgery to remove tumor
Oil protesters arrested after throwing tomato soup at Van Gogh painting
Calls to feed contraceptive pills to aggressive seagulls are flawed, says BirdWatch Ireland
Pennsylvania man's alligator becomes emotional support animal
Man, high on magic mushrooms, causes chaos on flight from Miami