In this episode, the lines between nerds, dorks, and social outcasts get blurred before we take a hard left turn into the ethics of Ozempic and the evolutionary implications of bad eyesight.
Trevor drops a bombshell theory that sex should strictly be for procreation, while Nick and Pragasen fight to defend the modern miracles of medicine and recreational romance. It’s a chaotic blend of philosophical gatekeeping, thanksgiving recaps, and a heated debate on whether wearing glasses is actually just a sign of weakness.# Topics Discussed:* Why *Revenge of the Nerds* is actually a horror movie by modern standards* The argument that relying on glasses or contacts is a physical failure* Whether using Ozempic is "cheating" at weight loss and evolution* The controversial stance that sex should only be for reproduction* Why insurance companies are necessary evils in a broken system* The ethics of using Viagra versus accepting natural aging* Whether alcohol is a necessary component of modern intimacy# Orlando Spots Mentioned* Ava MediterrAegean for the shrimp arrabbiata* The Alfond Inn for a top-tier bourbon selection* The Imperial* Corner Chophouse (Winter Park)# Golden Nuggets* Prioritize family time over corporate ultimatums* Medical advancements are there to be used, not shamed* Deep-fried turkey has a shelf life of exactly five minutes# Timestamps00:00 Nerds vs Dorks vs Geeks06:48 The Bill Gates Nerd Debate08:06 Revenge of the Nerds hasn't aged well15:36 Are glasses a sign of weakness?22:51 The heated Ozempic debate33:25 Are insurance companies evil?40:30 Is sex only for reproduction?49:54 Did cavemen actually live longer?52:12 Pragasen’s bold career ultimatum55:10 Separating alcohol from intimacy58:00 The morality of the Blue Pill01:03:00 Deep fried turkey disasters01:06:47 Ava review and bourbon spots# Where to Find Us Funklers?Trevor — [https://www.instagram.com/atomicchilisauce](https://www.instagram.com/atomicchilisauce)Nick — [https://www.instagram.com/orlandotrivia](https://www.instagram.com/orlandotrivia)Pragasen — [https://www.instagram.com/talktopr](https://www.instagram.com/talktopr)Amanda - [https://www.instagram.com/intuitivemuse](https://www.instagram.com/intuitivemuse)Edd — [https://www.instagram.com/eddsiu/](https://www.instagram.com/eddsiu/)