On a 6-Year Stalker, Thanksgiving & Moa Kai

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Motherfunkler

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6 days ago

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Chill with the Motherfunklers for takes on life’s conundrums and Orlando’s thriving food and drink scene. We’re locals with opinions—sharp, unfiltered, and a tad irreverent.

Personal Journals

Society & Culture

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On a 6-Year Stalker, Thanksgiving & Moa Kai

Motherfunkler

1 hour 1 minute 27 seconds

1 month ago

On a 6-Year Stalker, Thanksgiving & Moa Kai

In this episode, Trevor kicks things off with a wildly uncomfortable admission about a vehicular mishap involving his pants and a questionable supplement routine.

The guys pivot from bodily function disasters to a gritty analysis of schoolyard brawls, lifetime stalkers, and the ethics of "chest-bumping" a stranger. We wrap up with a surprising amount of heart, discussing Thanksgiving traditions and the absolute best Hawaiian spot to hit in Orlando.

# Topics Discussed:

* The realities of soiling yourself while driving a car

* Using the ladies' restroom as a desperate last resort

* The awkwardness of a friend defiling your backseat

* Celebrating the demise of a long-time stalker

* Fist fighting over a game of "Special Tag"

* Drunken wrestling matches that end in broken bones

* Whether Spam actually tastes phenomenal or terrible

# Orlando Spots Mentioned

* The Falcon – Bar in Thornton Park

* Moa Kai – Hawaiian Diner on Colonial & Bumby

* Ollie's Public House – College Park

* Guesthouse – Mills 50 District

# Golden Nuggets

* If you have to fight, acting crazier than the opponent is a solid defense

* Walking away from a bar confrontation is the ultimate power move

* Holiday meals are less about the food and more about the recurring stories

# Timestamps

00:00 Trevor’s unfortunate accident

00:44 What is Methylene Blue?

02:51 The illegal "Monkey Mustard" U-turn

04:54 Nick’s near-miss office story

09:36 Invading the ladies' restroom

11:35 Pragasen’s highway horror story

12:22 The backseat disaster

14:14 Pragasen punches a best friend

16:27 Nick’s "act crazy" defense strategy

21:27 Fighting over "Special Tag"

24:23 Dealing with a 6-year stalker

34:40 Walking away vs. fighting back

41:35 Drunk wrestling and broken bones

44:12 The Karate Guy stereotype

48:54 Moa Kai Hawaiian Diner review

52:40 Ollie's Public House check-in

55:38 Pragasen’s 5-course Thanksgiving

# Where to Find Us Funklers?

Trevor — https://www.instagram.com/atomicchilisauce

Nick — https://www.instagram.com/orlandotrivia

Pragasen — https://www.instagram.com/talktopr

Amanda - https://www.instagram.com/intuitivemuse

Edd — https://www.instagram.com/eddsiu/