GIANT-SIZED SPECTACULAR This is a big one folks. An epic episode for an epic story. The Dark Phoenix Saga is one of the most transformative and dramatic chapters in all of X-Men history and listen, it's every bit as good as (or better than) you'd imagine. These 9 issues bring in the Hellfire Club, Sebastian Shaw and Emma Frost, Dazzler, KITTY F'IN PRYDE, Senator Robert Kelly, and a bunch of unforgettable random henchmen like "Murray" and "Jacko." Plus, the return of Angel, a creepy old villain, and –for a second– Peter Corbeau (with his clothes on). This story was so big that Matt and Pat couldn't handle it alone, so they brought in the very funny actor and fight choreographer QUINTON J. ALEXANDER to help! The drama is high. The action is intense. The characterizations are note-perfect. The consequences are far-reaching. And Matt, Pat, and Quinton are stoked about it. Topics Include: Scott wasn't thinking about it! Professor X can't stop getting cucked. Giving a 47-year-old man 10 demerits. Why didn't they buy Blob ice cream? A blowing-guys-up epidemic. DISCO DAZZLER. Emma Frost is not hot, she's just rich! An awkward Blackbird flight. "It's okay to be scared, as long as I don't let my fear foul me up." Goons are people, too. A teapot bun. We always comment when someone is shirtless. John Byrne Techno-Tunnels. Harry Leland sucks. Emma Frost is a super inventor? Why people like Wolverine. "If woman become powerful… She start kiss everybody?" #TheyBonedontheButte The X-Men Plummeting To The Ground Rule. The Book of Hells. "A galaxy far, far away." Just a basic pnemonic scrambler. Angel is also here. Professor X fucks up everything. No one got to pack jammies. The Blue Area of the Moon. A robot that's two robots, my one weakness! The Watcher sucks. "Impies." We all get choked up. Write in to Pat's Email Corner: mutantmenacepod@gmail.com Join our new Discord: https://discord.gg/rEwuSmfU Instagram: @mutantmenacepod