Dan has reached a new echelon of basicity - what is that, you ask? Well, to find out, you'll need to endure tangent upon tangent, as Dan meanders down memory lane of a specific Michelle Collins interview, followed by the ins and outs of graduate school, including talking about small molecule inhibitors of metabolic enzymes #amirite. Are we unironically being ironic? Is Good Morning America superior to the Today show? Is Michelle Collins the next Jesse Palmer (NBC version, TM)? This episode wraps up with the Starbucks hack you've got to hear to believe. All this and more on this week's Dabble in Babble!