This week Alyssa and Kevin crack open a celebrity wedding special edition of People Magazine from 2005 that likely spent years in someone’s basement, but made its way to them blessedly via Little Free Library. They discuss the fate of many of the couples featured, the extravagance of celebrity weddings, and even 2005 teeth trends versus teeth trends of today. Alyssa Savino is a writer, a pop culture enthusiast, and is "deeply Midwestern." Subscribe to her newsletter, Soft Earlobe, listen to her "mini-podcast" (often about snacks) Xylophone Break, and follow her on Twitter and Instagram. Kevin Krein is a writer and host of the Anhedonic Headphones Podcast. His music writing (and some of his non-music writing) is on Anhedonic Headphones, or you can follow him on Twitter and Instagram. Opening Credit Music: “Western Wind,” written by Carly Rae Jepsen, ; performed by Carly Rae Jepsen. The Loneliest Time, Interscope, 2022. “Cowboys,” written by Geoff Barrow and Beth Gibbons; performed by Portishead. Portishead, Go!/London, 1997. Closing Credit Music: “Too Much,” written by Carly Rae Jepsen, John Hill, Jordan Palmer, Noonie Bao, and Sammy Leighton Clay; performed by Carly Rae Jepsen. Dedicated, Interscope, 2019. Episode Music Credits:  “Cannonball,” written and performed by Damien Rice. O, Vector, 2002 “By Your Side,” written by Sade Adu,  Andrew Hale, Stuart Matthewman, and Paul S. Denman; performed by Sade. Lovers Rock, Epic, 2000 “Lights,” written by Steve Perry and Neal Schon; performed by Journey. Infinity, 1978, Columbia “Open Arms, written by Steve Perry and Jonathan Cain; performed by Journey. Escape, Columbia, 1981. “Rexall,” written and performed by Dave Navarro. Trust No One, Capitol, 2001. “God Only Knows,” written by Brian Wilson and Tony Asher; performed by The Beach Boys. Pet Sounds, Capitol, 1966.  “Unchained Melody,” written by Alex North and Hy Zaret; performed by The Righteous Brothers. Just Once In My Life, Phillies, 1965. “Only Wanna Be With You,” written by Mark Bryan, Dean Felber, Darius Rucker and Jim Sonefeld; performed by Hootie and The Blowfish. Cracked Rear View, Atlantic, 1994.