Welcome back to Novels and Nightcaps — the podcast where we read, drink, and ramble (and, this time, rate the unrateable).

In this episode, we tackle the messy world of book ratings — the difference between subjective vibes, objective metrics, and whether ratings even mean anything at all. Should books be graded like essays or judged like cocktails: purely by taste? Tune in as we argue, overanalyze, and ultimately reveal our very own subjective and objective rankings.

So grab your drink of choice, your rating scale (if you must), and join us for another round of literary chaos and questionable logic.