The vibes are at an all-time high on this family holiday episode! We’re joined by the hilarious JC Mendoza and Sam Santos (aka PeachfuzzPapi and soon to be PeachfuzzMami) to cover everything from Geo’s transformation goals to the great Dave Chappelle debate. The crew dives deep into Derek’s mid-life crisis, why Sam and Derek are officially "homegirls," and the conspiracy theories keeping them up at night. Plus, we talk about the reality of dating apps, Nicki Minaj’s latest moves, and why everyone is suddenly heading to Turkey. ON THE GATE! ENJOY! Original air date: 12.22.25 Join the live chat Wednesday nights at 11pm EST. Uncensored versions of the show streamed Monday and Thursday at 2pm EST on GaSDigital.com. Signup with code OTG for the archive of the show and others like Legion of Skanks, In Godfrey We Trust, and Story Warz. FOLLOW Geo Perez Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/geoperez86/ Derek Drescher Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/derekdrescher/ 00:30 welcome back JC and Sam! 01:00 PeachFuzzDiddy PeachFuzzCassie 01:50 JCs employment 03:20 hims plug 04:20 getting Derek and Geo to Turkey 06:00 Geo's family homes 07:20 Geo gaining weight and getting on testosterone 08:20 Geo is stereotypically Dominican  09:30 Seasonal Affective Disorder 10:30 Dereks mid life crisis 13:50 food delivery jokes 15:00 Derek glazing Andrew Schultz 16:00 ruh roh 17:05 Myles Toe chasing Dave Attell in NOLA 18:30 new Dave Chappelle special on Netflix 19:30 old Chappelle = funny new Dave = money 21:20 conspiracy conspiracies 23:15 5 degrees of wikipedia 24:18 Rob Reiner theory 25:15 AIDS  26:15 homosexuals can't donate blood 28:50 derek gay stuff 30:05 derek and geos horny times 31:10 getting old 34:00 dereks big pharma 36:35 solving depression 38:05 astrology derek 42:00 sam and derek are homegirls 43:30 art therapy and pet psychics 44:30 geo vs jc and sam as friends 45:30 geos ideal body and gaining weight 47:15 DR trip 48:30 JCs dad 49:20 s3x work support 52:00  geo spray and prayin 53:50 condom use 54:40 derek movin on dating 56:15 dating app failures 57:30 nicki minaj right winging 1:00:30 soft launch podcast 1:01:10 Laugh Boston 1:02:05 plugs On The Gate! A podcast hosted by two jailbird/recovering drug addicts and active comedians Geo Perez and Derek Drescher, who talk each week about their times in jail, what they learned, what you should know, and how they are improving their life or slipping into recidivism each day See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.