Let us take you to a world where Bella lives in Etobicoke and Ivana lives in a condo. With gay, it can be so confusing to know if you have a crush or if that’s your blood sister. Ivana feels that the culture is a bit anti-polyamory right now but she doesn’t read articles, as you know. Bella got lost in the thought that she had her wisdom teeth removed around the same time as Beyoncé’s digital drop. Unfortunately, due to timing, we’re going to have to push “which months are gay” until next episode. And Our message to Traitors Canada is simple: who if not us?