This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're putting ourselves through the moral and philosophical wringer with some absolutely unhinged hypothetical scenarios. Buckle up, it gets dark!

We dive straight into the deep end with five questions that nobody asked for but we're answering anyway. First up: would we resort to cannibalism on a stranded island with only a 25% chance of rescue? Because apparently we needed to know where we stand on eating each other.

Then we tackle the classic drowning dilemma - old lady or baby, you can only save one. Cue existential crisis and questionable moral reasoning as Chloe straight-up steals the baby. We also reveal our dream dinner guests, which predictably include Henry Cavill and Arnold Schwarzenegger (because we're nothing if not predictable), decide on our Spice Girls names ranging from Expired Spice to Bald Spice, and debate the largest mammal we could knock out with one punch. The confidence levels are wildly inaccurate and we don't actually know what constitutes a mammal.

From survival cannibalism to celebrity dining fantasies and violence against wildlife, we've covered all the important life questions that definitely won't help us in any real situations.

Warning: Contains disturbing survival scenarios, questionable moral compasses, unrealistic assessments of our punching power and celebrity dinner party delusions. We're also terrible people.