In this gloriously unhinged episode, this week we're answering agony aunt questions - starting with the burning question on everyone's lips: who IS Lady M? After solving that mystery, we answer our listeners' most deranged questions. We discuss the moral implications of stealing cats, the culinary possibilities of eating cats, launching a coffee maker through a widow (the person? the window? who knows), peacocking around town in a soft top car, and the logistics of becoming a vampire - because apparently, no question is too unhinged for us.

We also unveil our groundbreaking theory that crying is really just an elaborate snack-requesting strategy. The episode comes to an abrupt end when Lady M's pets deploy biological warfare in the form of catastrophic flatulence, forcing an emergency evacuation of the podcast room.

Warning: Contains discussions of feline felonies, household appliance violence, and dangerously toxic pet emissions. Listen at your own risk.