Wh— Good morning sunshine. —why did you wake me up? You're on in five. I'm—what?! Aren't you aware that “nap time” is “nap time”?! ITS IN MY CONTRACT. It's also in your contract that you host the show. Oh my— —in like, five minutes. Four and a half, really. Or three. AUGH! Where's Deborah? Who the fuck is “Debra”? No, Deborah— you've gotta be kidding me. DEBBIE! What?! Come on, give me Debbie. You know Debbie, don't you? Come on! I thought it was Debrah? No it's— {Enter The Multiverse} GUILLERMO English not that good.. A blurred and cloudy vision awakes us as the former dreamer to GUILLERMO, who appears to be perched with his foot upon a rock in a domineering yet hunched and drunken stance to be profusely yelling at someone in SPANISH. (Hecho En Mexico) As we look closer, he appears to be yelling quite belligerently at a MULE. [Extremely inebriated and profanity laden and heavily dialected Mexican Spanish] ¡—ay pindejo! ¿…Guillermo? GUILLERMO turns back and uncrossed his hunch, throwing a roped machete over his shoulder to his back. He he neither confirms nor denies himself, and rather just passes in a hobble of inebriated self certainty with a crooked smile. Heh. Where the hell are we? We're down on that farmland out in Mexico Guillermo bought with all that Kimmel money… Kimmel! I should have known he had something to do with this. He does. Cause he always does— but well— GUILLERMO in the nearby distance brutally opens a COCONUT with his MACHETE and chases his TEQUILLA with it. —Guillermo is King here. GUILLERMO catches wind of this conversation and interjects. EN ESPAÑOL GUILLERMO ¡Órale, pues! ¿¡Qué chingados están esperando!? ¡Pónganse vergas, pinches güeyes mugrosos! Oh shit. We'd better— Yeah. GUILLERMO. {ENTER THE MULTIVERSE} Órale! ¡Levántense ya, pinches nacos de mierda hijos de su puta madre... pendejos! L E G E N D S Copyright © The Complex Collective 2025 The Festival Project, Inc. ™ All rights reserved. Chroma111. Copyright © The Complex Collective 2025. [The Festival Project, Inc. ™] All rights reserved. UNAUTHORIZED REPRODUCTION OR DISTRIBUTION IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED BY LAW.