We accidentally ghosted our 6 loyal fans last week — blame the holiday and the fact that we straight-up forgot. (Sorry, Mom.) But we’re back! A little late, very tired, and moderately cranky.

This week, Nicole was told she talks too much (rude), and Alex doesn’t get a chance to speak. So, like the gracious podcast co-host she is, Nicole gave him all the time in the world to talk… and he said absolutely nothing. Crickets.

We also cover why Alex allegedly has no life, why Nicole is too busy having one, sprinkle in a little mid-episode parenting chaos, and expose Alex’s secret chocolate stash.

It’s mildly chaotic, questionably structured, and still better than last week’s non-existent episode.

Tune in — we remembered this time.