🍷🍷🍷 Lessons to take away from this episode: don't be too good at things or you will get all soaped up and maimed; don't threaten your boyfriend with suicide if he doesn't marry you, it won't end well; it is possible to convince a famous national treasure to marry you when you stalk him onto a ship even if you two don't have a language in common; don't marry aforementioned ship stalker because she will use you, work you ragged so she can feel rich, and then she will just leave you alone living i squalor just feecying up the joint.