Monza gave us everything and nothing at the same time. Max Verstappen ran 19 seconds clear like it was 2023 all over again, McLaren stumbled into team orders chaos, Ferrari rolled out Obama-style “hope” only to flop on home soil, and Mercedes somehow made fifth place feel like a death sentence. Meanwhile, Aston Martin literally broke in half, Albon kept cooking, and Liam Lawson is driving like he’s got a six-by-six chip on his shoulder.

🔥 Inside this episode:

• Is Max Verstappen an alien or just cursed with too much talent?

• Did McLaren screw Oscar or Lando at Monza?

• Ferrari = Hope or just Hopeless?

• Mercedes: Rusty spears, bald comb-overs, and no Antonelli contract.

• Aston Martin: All the money, all the DNFs.

• Liam Lawson’s rage-driving — chip or career suicide?

Monza was therapy, not a championship. But Red Bull’s win may spoil Lando’s title chase.