
This week on Saron Things:
💅🏾Main Character Things
🎬 Things That Pop
Brock cheats on Scheana? Her team tried to recall a press email… which only makes it messier.
The Valley: Kristen’s engaged. Janet’s “Crazy Kristen” commentary? Out of line.
RHOC Premiere: Katie is giving insecure weasel.
RHOM: Larsa’s right, Julia is unwatchable, and Todd’s wording feels legal.
Love Island USA: Amaya & Bryan win! Nicolandria cracked something open in me. Huda? Still not ready.
🔥 Hot Girl Things
Greg Abbott called a special redistricting session. Gavin Newsom said: try me. I break down how gerrymandering props up the GOP—and why Dems finally playing dirty might be the most ethical thing they’ve done.