Welcome to the Swoonpies holiday episode. The Swoonie crewis ringing in the season at the Swoonpies and Money holiday party, attempting (and we use that term loosely) to sing “The 12 Days of SASmas.” Expect off-key caroling, inside jokes, and plenty of festive nonsense. Cheers to recording with no rehearsal!
12 Days of SASmas lyrics:
On the first day of Sas-MAS, SwoonPies gave to me
DISTRACTION from OB3.
On the second day of Sas-MAS, Swoonpies gave to me
two-member highlights,
and distraction from OB3.
On the third day of Sas-MAS, Swoonpies gave to me
three conference charities,
two-member highlights,
and distraction from OB3.
On the fourth day of Sas-MAS, Swoonpies gave to me
Four Jedi heroes,
three conference charities,
two-member highlights,
and distraction from OB3.
On the fifth day of Sas-MAS, Swoonpies gave to me
5 private loans
Four Jedi heroes,
three conference charities,
two-member highlights,
and distraction from OB3.
On the sixth day of Sas-MAS, Swoonpies gave to me
Six negs a-regging,
FIVE PRIVATE LOANS!
Four Jedi heroes,
three conference charities,
two-member highlights,
and distraction from OB3.
On the seventh day of Sas-MAS, Swoonpies gave to me
advice from Dr. Happy,
Six negs a-regging,
FIVE PRIVATE LOANS!
Four Jedi heroes,
three conference charities,
two-member highlights,
and distraction from OB3.
On the eighth day of Sas-MAS, Swoonpies gave to me
Eight Hooty-Whos,
advice from Dr. Happy,
Six negs a-regging,
FIVE PRIVATE LOANS!
Four Jedi heroes,
three conference charities,
two-member highlights,
and distraction from OB3.
On the ninth day of Sas-MAS, Swoonpies gave to me
nine states supporting,
Eight Hooty-Whos,
advice from Dr. Happy,
Six negs a-regging,
FIVE PRIVATE LOANS!
Four Jedi heroes,
three conference charities,
two-member highlights,
and distraction from OB3.
On the tenth day of Sas-MAS, Swoonpies gave to me
ten Baldwin mentors,
nine states supporting,
Eight Hooty-Whos,
advice from Dr. Happy,
Six negs a-regging,
FIVE PRIVATE LOANS!
Four Jedi heroes,
three conference charities,
two-member highlights,
and distraction from OB3.
On the eleventh day of Sas-MAS, Swoonpies gave to me
Joan Baily’s pearls of wisdom,
ten Baldwin mentors,
nine states supporting,
Eight Hooty-Whos,
advice from Dr. Happy,
Six negs a-regging,
FIVE PRIVATE LOANS!
Four Jedi heroes,
three conference charities,
two-member highlights,
and distraction from OB3.
On the twelfth day of Sas-MAS, Swoonpies gave to me
SAM’S LATE NIGHT RAMBLINGS,
Joan Baily’s pearls of wisdom,
ten Baldwin mentors,
nine states supporting,
Eight Hooty-Whos,
advice from Dr. Happy,
Six negs a-regging,
FIVE PRIVATE LOANS!
Four Jedi heroes,
three conference charities,
two-member highlights,
and distraction from OB3!