Faked kidnappings. Tattoo meltdowns. Wedding day showdowns.

These are the real-life breakup horror stories Reddit barely survived.

In this episode of Say It Louder, Skye and Jade read three of the wildest “crazy ex-girlfriend” stories ever posted — all told from the POV of the ex-boyfriends themselves.

You’ll hear:
🔹 A girl who staged her own hostage situation — Cool Ranch Doritos and all
🔹 A breakup tattoo so huge it needed its own ZIP code
🔹 A wedding crasher in full bridal cosplay (and yes, her mom drove her)

Then it gets personal.

Skye and Jade go off — breaking down the chaos, confessing their own unhinged moments, and asking the question every girl’s wondered: Would I have ever done that?

If you’ve ever stalked his new girl, drafted a “just checking in” text at 2AM, or lowkey wanted to set something on fire…

Babe. This one’s for you.

🎧 Follow Say It Louder on Spotify so you never miss the mess.
💌 And tell us your breakup confessional @sayitlouder_audio on Instagram — we might just read it next week.