* 1 – Anthony Santander appreciation * 3 – Shoutout William Henry Harrison * 7 – Answering emails as a fantasy analyst is different when you have kids * 9 – Imposter syndrome! * 11 – Cursed league * 12 – Tony Kornheiser: JUST DO IT * 13 – Y'all don't wanna know what my DMs look like * 14 – The Story of DJ * 15 – Ben begins a forty minute mid-podcast game of fetch * 18 – Yes, Dear was an underrated sitcom * 19 – The animals run the show here * 20 – The Joy of college radio * 25:45 – Echoooo * 28 – Turn up at Salisbury * 32:30 – Who's good at de-escalating? Not police! Also, time to talk music. * 34:30 – Shoutout Rancid * 37 – Music as cultural currency, and why the music we listen to when we're younger sticks with us * 40 – It's the cat's turn to say hi * 41:45 – An elegy for mixtapes * 43 – I am child (and as old as Ben's brother) * 48 – Being surprised on the radio * 50 – Late millennials went from limewire to paying Apple $10 a month 😐 * 51:30 – How do we know what jeans are cool in a pandemic when nobody's outside? * 52:45 – Ben and DJ are LOVING the Dad fantasy * 57 – Attempting to send reviews to Pitchfork, getting two thumbs down * 57:30 – Why baseball? * 1:02 – Francisco Lindor is batting .313 over his last 3 games * 1:04:30 – Jarred Kelenic and Mets fan pain * 1:06 – The Washington Football Team has gotten a weird amount of airtime on this show * 1:08 – Justin Fields is my president * 1:11 – Shake Shack at City Field * 1:13 – Getting kicked out of the Coca Cola Corner at Citi Field for vaping * 1:16 – DJ Short is now the commissioner of baseball, and has some interesting rule changes * 1:20 – Zach does a terrible job of explaining an even more poorly conceived extra inning idea * 1:23 – Ben does magic fingers and gives DJ the impression that we have sound effects * 1:23:30 – Van Gogh leads to Dad Jokes * 1:26 – Ben's kid 1, Ben 0 * 1:27:15 – Order of operations trifecta! * 1:33 – Most baseball movies suck, especially awkwardly watching Bull Durham with your parents * 1:37 – Sugar is the only good baseball movie, really. * 1:41 – Reconsidering how we talk about players, as fans and analysts * 1:45:45 – Randy and Dennis Quaid are VERY different * 1:46:30 – We got a ghost story guys!!!! * 1:49:15 – The most altruistic superpower imaginable (kind of Captain Planet-esque) * 1:51:45 – Beeker is hilarious and Zach is Beeker * 1:54:45 – Scandal noted * 1:56:15 – Writing advice—know when to walk away! * 2:00:30 – Hey @CraigCalcaterra wanna come on Shaggin' Flies? * 2:02 – Note to self: don't fall in the giant hole while stealing pumpkins * 2:04 -- The Full Count! * DJ's Book Recommendation: Swing Kings by Jared Diamond [https://www.thriftbooks.com/w/swing-kings-the-inside-story-of-baseballs-home-run-revolution_jared-diamond/22782868/?resultid=2cfeedf4-889d-4c7a-9f53-21b1c5489bf8#isbn=0062872117] * DJ's Food Recommendation: Paulie Gee's [https://pauliegee.com/greenpoint/] * DJ's Movie Recommendation: The Sounds of Metal [https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5363618/]/Ozark [https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5071412/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1] * DJ's Music Recommendation: A Billion Little Lights [https://open.spotify.com/album/5Hj9DO1au6m5BcdosyjODG]by [https://open.spotify.com/album/5Hj9DO1au6m5BcdosyjODG]Wild Pink [https://open.spotify.com/album/5Hj9DO1au6m5BcdosyjODG];