* 2:00 – Opening with good vibes by remembering the time Nick forgot to record Zac Gallen's side of a podcast interview * 5:00 – Reminiscing on the Slack days * 6:00 – Pitcher List meetup! * 6:45 – Nick is from Brooklyn but doesn't have an accent * 7:30 – Nick puts a watermelon inside of a stroller to fit in in Brooklyn * 9:00 – What if it was a Doberman in a stroller instead of a "pocket dog" 👀 * 11:30 – Shoutout to all the other Psych majors/CompSci minors * 12:30 – Let's be clear—Midnight Agenda is a booty call and not a reference to witchcraft * 13:00 – Ben Palmer knows all the skeletons in the Pitcher List closet, including the name of Nick's old band name * 16:30 – When Ben is short for… Benton? * 17:30 – Zac(h) goes down BAD at Starbucks * 21:30 – Progressive Metal go harddddddd * 24:00 – A truly impeccable analogy between catchy music and healthy eating * 26:00 – Zach samples Cannibal Corpse and Ben takes issue with Yngwie Malmsteen * 29:00 – All genres are beautiful! * 31:45 – It should indeed probably be called White Metal * 33:30 – Certain chord progressions are corny * 34:30 – Zach is a basic bitch in his musical tastes * 36:30 – You've never listened to Porcupine Tree or Pineapple Thief? * 40:30 – Nick does NOT care for flutes * 41:30 – The history of Pitcher List, according to the founder of Pitcher List * 46:00 – Ooooooooohhhhh imposter syndrome! * 47:15 – WHY WOULD YOU SUGGEST I START AUSTIN GOMBER OVER NATHAN EOVALDI * 48:00 – Fantasy blame and toxic fandom * 50:45 – A cease and desist from MLB? * 52:00 – Nick has Washington Post bylines, what have you done lately? * 56:00 – Sorry Nick, we're UNIONIZING * 59:00 – The short-lived article series titled Hit It or Quit It * 59:30 – Fireworks (that you can't hear) make Zach almost fall out his chair (that you can't see) * 1:00:00 – Weekly shoutout to the 15 loyal listeners! * 1:04:00 – Division III life! * 1:10:00 – Why baseball? Because pitching is so cool! * 1:11:00 – And also when pitching, you get to be the center of attention * 1:13:30 – In which baseball is like Yu-Gi-Oh * 1:19:00 – Pitching is the greatest position and also the worst position * 1:21:00 – The time Dan Wharthen's wife said his butt looked good * 1:22:00 – Nick loves a good ol' slider * 1:24:45 – And also the perfectly placed 3-2 Chris Sale changeup to Mike Trout that wound up a grand slam anyway * 1:29:00 – Does it get any better than chicken tenders and fries at Citi Field? * 1:30:00 – The Great Chicago Hot Dog/Crab Dip Waffle Fry Debate, Part 69 * 1:32:30 – Modeling windups on David Cone and Tim Lincecum * 1:34:00 – We made it all the way to episode fourteen before revealing that Jim Palmer is Ben's father * 1:35:30 – Order of Operations trifecta * 1:38:15 – Zach keeps fantasizing on his cereal-before-milk supercut * 1:39:00 – Spitballing baseball movies and the misleading, manipulative plot of Bull Durham * 1:44:00 – An INCREDIBLE League of Their Own pun * 1:48:00 – Quantum physics is crazy, man * 1:50:30 – Nick's superpower: selective omniscience * 1:52:00 – Writing and analysis advice: sit down, be humble! * 1:58:00 – The Full Count! * Nick's Book Recommendation: How To Win Friends And Influence People [https://www.thriftbooks.com/w/how-to-win-friends-and-influence-people-by-dale-carnegie/249355/?resultid=82af6bd5-5a9f-4e56-bd08-8a9a617f9f6c#isbn=0671027034] by Dale Carnegie * Nick's Food Recommendation: Al Di La [http://www.aldilatrattoria.com/] in Park Slope, Brooklyn * Nick's Movies/TV Recommendation: