Welcome back to Showmance, home of the world famous deep dive. On season 6, episode 9, of RHOSLC, emotional support unicorns get waterboarded, yoga mats are apparently earned not given, and midair meltdowns happen just far enough from the cameras to ensure maximum confusion and minimum alibi.This week, Britani brings up Seth’s alleged infidelity during yoga (which she attends like a guest speaker with no mat), Meredith retaliates by calling her a brainless Disney princess knockoff, and Bronwyn kidnaps a stuffed unicorn to “help.” Naturally, that turns into an inflatable-costume ocean funeral, because nothing on this show can happen without props.But the real chaos? It happens on a commercial flight where Meredith allegedly goes full “Snakes on a Plane,” Lisa swears she’s innocent, and Bravo editors are forced to reenact it like a Dateline episode missing half the clues. Add in accusations about Todd getting lingerie pics at 30,000 feet, a conversation about open marriages over iced coffee, and Heather waiting over an hour for Lisa because time is a social construct in Utah… and we’ve got ourselves a masterpiece.#RHOSLC #RealHousewives #BravoTV #BravoRecap #RealityTVRecap#HousewivesDrama #RHOSLCDrama #BravoUniverse #RealityTVTeaS6 E9