🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️Welcome back to Showmance, YouTube's #1 show doing deep dives of shows with no depth. Southern Charm's Season 11 premiere opens with Austen and Craig fighting about whether Craig is an addict, which is bold coming from a man who clutches champagne like it’s his therapy pet. Bravo then slams the fast-forward AND rewind button because apparently the editors think they’re Christopher Nolan.Craig mourns Paige’s exit like she’s Elizabeth Taylor, then explains he rebounded with the first girl who made eye contact. Molly’s house, meanwhile, looks like OSHA should issue a cease-and-desist. She flirts with Kory, which is adorable if you ignore the fact that Kory’s romantic attention span is shorter than Shep’s patience at a baby registry.At Madison’s baby shower — the lone event where people behave like actual humans — Venita tries to flee before Craig can pick another fight he has no business picking. Salley, meanwhile, breaks girl code so fast it creates a small weather event. Venita literally screams “OPEN THE GATES!” like she’s trying to escape Bravo prison, which honestly? Relatable.It’s a great setup for the season: drama, delusion, and Craig quilting through heartbreak like a Southern Martha Stewart#SouthernCharm #CraigConover #BravoTV #RealityRecap #DeepDive #PaigeDeSorboS11 E1