🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️Welcome back to Showmance, YouTube's #1 show doing deep dives of shows with no depth. On season 11 episode 1, the real drama is my inappropriate attraction to a man named Whitner, who sounds less like a cast member and more like a discontinued Peloton instructor. One episode, mustache gone — and suddenly he’s just a soggy ham sandwich that’s been left on a Charleston porch since Reconstruction. But slap that ’stache back on at Salley’s beach party? Suddenly I’m ready to write him into my will.Meanwhile, poor Rodrigo is out here hiding his perfectly serviceable chest because Kory’s around — a man who arrived looking like a DJ from a 1997 college quad flyer and the cat on the Blues Traveler album cover had a baby. I’m sorry, but Rodrigo is hotter, better, and almost certainly more polite in a steam room.But enough about the men I’m mentally undressing. Let’s discuss Salley, who wants to be the Cool Girl™️ so desperately she threw Charley out of her own Spike Ball game like it was Mean Girls: Coastal Edition. She claims girl code, which is adorable for someone who’s been ignoring it like a Terms & Conditions checkbox since episode one.Craig is hungover, Madison is stirring the pot like the patron saint of messy women everywhere, and Audrey is questioning her future with Austen because… well, she’s dating Austen.And then — as the waves crash and nipples harden across the eastern seaboard — Ursula emerges from the surf to high-five Madison like the karmic enforcer of Bravo lore. The sea witch said “girl code,” and honestly? She’s not wrong.Grab a drink. This one needs it.#SouthernCharm #BravoTV #Charleston #CraigConover #RealityRecapS11 E2