
🍟 WELCOME BACK, TEAM MEMBER! 🍟
Your Smackie’s Smile Shack™ Orientation Experience continues with Level-2 Training: The Fryer Frown Index & Emotional Heat Management!
In this shift, you’ll:
Report for duty and enjoy a guided walk to the break room (no unauthorized detours, please)
Receive crucial training from our legacy-encoded VHS module (headaches are normal!)
Step behind the register and practice real-time customer interface execution
Remember: Your uniform is your skin now. Your smile is your shield.
Please remain in position. Help is on the way.
(Help is always on the way.)
Let’s Make This Your Best Shift Yet™
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