We went full pilgrimage to Astoria and then sat down with Behman Zakeri — the lifelong Goonies superfan who actually bought the Goonies house. He walks us through the wild buy, the meticulous restoration (yes, the Rube Goldberg works), and how he keeps the magic open to fans without wrecking the neighbors’ peace. It’s fandom, boundaries, community… and a reminder that “Goonies never say die” is a sober mantra, too.
Takeaways:
Fandom → stewardship: buying the house wasn’t flex, it was a promise to share it with the world.
Restoration with receipts: original red trim, distressed fence, working Rube Goldberg (robot chicken and all).
Boundaries matter: welcome the selfies; respect the neighborhood and the porch unless invited.
Community funds community: a simple donation box helps cover upkeep and keeps the Goon Docs open.
Sober parallel: “Goonies never say die” = one-day-at-a-time resilience.
Key Timestamps:
[00:02:16] Why this convo: fandom, boundaries, and keeping the magic without chaos.
[00:16:23] “Tell us everything”: the surreal buy + underdog energy.
[00:20:45] The attic, the missing stairs, and the decision to “bring the magic back.”
[00:25:06] Chosen over higher offers: why the seller picked heart over money.
[00:30:01] Rebuilding the Rube Goldberg so it finally works start-to-finish.
[00:41:09] No business, just joy: free tours for charity, Halloween Baby Ruths, and set-design secrets.
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-Recovery Nonprofit Resource Guide
-LBGTQ+ Recovery Resource Guide
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