Review and discussion of the game "The Isle of Cats," designed by Frank West and published by The City of Games. The Isle of Cats is a card drafting, polyomino tile placment game, where you are trying to collect groups of colored cats onto your ship, and optimize your placement to best enhance your score. In the solo game, a pseduo-automated opponent, representing your conniving sister, will also score points based on how you place your tiles, requiring you to play in such a way as to maximize your own score, while minimizing hers.