Review and discussion of the game "Slay the Spire: The Board Game", designed by Gary Dworetsky, Anthony Giovannetti, Casey Yano, and published by Contention Games. Slay the Spire: The Board Game is a board game adaptation of the video game by the same name published by Metacrit. In this game, you select a character and build a deck of cards during play to allow you to defeat enemies and bosses through various "Acts" of play, ultimately trying to Ascend to higher difficulty levels and vanquish the evil within the Spire itself.