What’s the best way to win a North London Derby? Do it in a way that sticks it in their eye. Ebere Eze, a one-time target of our opponents scored the first hat-trick in two generations in a NLD, proving he made the right choice by calling Mikel and triple-checking that he didn’t want to bring him over to his childhood club. 

In other words, he was the main reason why North London is Red as you read this. 

We play another big team in the Champions League on Wednesday. If Matt has any Thanksgiving chips left (those are crisps for some of you), he’s not going to share. Help yourself to the nearest Grauls and pick up a case though, they’ll be gone in a blink, just like Tottenham’s chances of winning a title.

Ok back to UCL… Bayern Munchen is headed to London and they’re bringing Harry Kane with them. Even if Luis Diaz and his 10 goals can’t play, Michael Olise (former Eze teammate at Palace) is bringing his 21 goal involvements. Can’t wait to see if our predictions come true.

Maybe our collective wishes will.

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