Vag and Maz are reunited after illness forced them apart for a whole month. We steal content from The Two Johnnies. We suddenly realised that, unlike Vogue and Joanne, we are poor and need your money. Clark Gable the dog does smelly rudies. We discover that Vanessa actually invented Milf Manor and Mary should be a psychologist. As for Sex and the City, this episode heralds the return of #poorskipper and other adventures ensue.