Welcome back to Sunshine, Sherry & Shenanigans! Starring Hanni Martini, Tara Collins, & Jessica Baker Daza. The only thing that’s drier than the wine, is the sharp sense of humour.
Today we celebrate Tara’s modesty, judge a man’s worth based on their soft drink, and witness a dark horse most foul.


“No knickers. Not for you, anyway.” -Hanni, to Tara

“Dumbfounded, by the lack of vagina on show!” -Tara

“I don’t know who’s taking care of those boys now- Lost at sea, wanking furiously, all alone.” -Tara

“If you see somebody at 5 o’clock in the afternoon in Spain drinking wine, they’re probably English.” -Hanni

“Do you feel like a man who drinks Coca-Cola in an English bar can afford a taxi from Alhaurin the Great, to Malaga city?” -Jess

“The bigger your boobs, the bigger your gin and tonic- That’s how it works.” -Jess

“...The previously mentioned Fanta-drinker.” -Hanni

“Now, when she says ‘elderly’, she means people that are financially sound.” -Jess
“And over 35.” -Hanni