“They say once you grow crops somewhere, you have officially ‘colonized’ it. So technically, I colonized Mars. In your face, Neil Armstrong!”

The Council of Elrond, how the United States makes billions of dollars annually rescuing Matt Damon from various scenarios, and how Leonardo DiCaprio can suck our theoretical dicks - all this and more in our coverage of The Martian by Andy Weir and the award winning film adaptation. Join us as we science the shit out of it!