Okayyy visual girlies (and boys and theys) welcome back, Adam and Gwyn have officially teleported you to Bali this week. Yes, we’re on holiday. Yes, we’re sweaty. And yes, our hair is giving “drowned rat chic.” It’s PARTY TIME, babes. 

Shockingly, this episode actually has… structure? Anyway, HAVE YOU HEARD about Cynthia and Ariana’s relationship status? Because we have thoughts, and absolutely none of them matter, but we’re sharing them like it’s our civic duty. Also, massive shoutout to Miley Cyrus for getting engaged - Queen really said “you get the best of both worlds” and meant it. We’re proud of you, mother. Then we play “Finish the Lyrics,” which is extra on-brand considering this holiday has melted our brains and we’ve been analysing the most unhinged lyrics for no reason. Finally, we wrap things up with an iconic Reddit moment: “I think my husband is useless… but he’s also so hot.” Honestly? Mood.