Working from home was supposed to give us freedom—flexibility, focus, maybe even lunch that doesn’t come from a vending machine. Instead, many of us unlocked a new achievement: being in three places at once and still disappointing everyone. One meeting overlaps another, a “quick call” eats an hour, and suddenly you’re nodding thoughtfully on mute while answering emails, Slack messages, and existential questions about time itself. Online availability made us reachable, but scheduling turned us into calendar acrobats juggling overlapping priorities, time zones, and notifications that never sleep. This episode is a short, therapeutic rant about how remote work didn’t remove chaos—it just moved it into your calendar.