New year, same chaos. Crouchy's dialling in from Dubai, Sid’s gone full flamenco, and Chris is still reeling from missing the greatest night in Ally Pally history.

In this episode, the boys catch up post-Christmas and somehow end up covering robot massages, dodgy gift-giving, Sidwell’s ambition to become a Spanish guitar-playing Gypsy King, and whether the pod should launch a residency at Finsbury Park.

Crouchy talks us through meeting Ronaldo at the World Sports Summit (yes, that Ronaldo), putting the podcast on the global stage, and why there’s a very real chance we could become PSG’s shirt sponsor.

There’s also a very passionate rant about the FA Cup, a long-overdue roasting of Tottenham’s home form, and Chris has an existential breakdown over kids dressing as referees for Christmas.

Darts. Destiny. Desmonds. Let’s go."

00:00 – Welcome back: robot hands, bad presents & Sid’s groans

04:30 – Sidwell's musical ambitions: Finsbury Park warm-up act?

05:00 – Crouchy’s Busted moment at the O2 (yes, really)

10:00 – Ronaldo finally meets his hero (kind of)

20:00 – Pod in Paris? Crouchy makes big moves in Dubai

25:00 – “You’ve put us on the world stage”

33:00 – Chris’s extreme darts FOMO

34:00 – Sidwell tips the bar staff: total Ally Pally carnage

38:00 – Darts of Destiny: £5K, nine darts and one Curtis

53:30 – FA Cup fever: Crouchy’s rallying cry

1:07:00 – The game’s gone: kids with VAR screens for Christmas

1:08:30 – Are referees becoming influencers now?

1:10:00 – Ref talk, tights, and a gladiator future

1:42:00 – The annual missionary predictions: Spurs v Villa

1:56:00 – Dubai days & Crouchy’s global glow-up

1:59:00 – Arsenal, Wrexham and third-round mayhem

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